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Newt Gingrich sitting on a rock.

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Newt Gingrich sitting on a rock.

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Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.
“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”

AMAZING

YEAH JANET

coketalk:

Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day

To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.

“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”

AMAZING

YEAH JANET

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Beth… Beth, his shoes are different colors. He’s wearing one brown shoe and one black shoe, honey. Its not like socks. Socks would be okay. Its his shoes. His SHOES.
He’s not even wearing socks.
Also his gloves. He’s wearing a blue one and a yellow one on different hands, Beth. I know. I know he’s unique. I know he’s a free spirit. I know. No he IS sweet. I know he’s good to you. You don’t have to tell me.
He’s wearing a potted plant as a hat, Beth. I know. Yes, but are you SURE its a choice? Because it might have just fallen out of a window and landed there. He might be brain damaged. Beth… we all think your boyfriend has brain damage.
That sounded mean. I know. No. No, hon, its not just the shoes or the gloves or the plant hat. Its not. No.
Those are the only clothes he’s wearing, Beth, and he doesn’t seem to be a person at all. More like just a… red sphere. You’re dating a naked red ball who has likely suffered serious head trauma.
We think its time to stop meeting guys online, Beth.

Beth… Beth, his shoes are different colors. He’s wearing one brown shoe and one black shoe, honey. Its not like socks. Socks would be okay. Its his shoes. His SHOES.

He’s not even wearing socks.

Also his gloves. He’s wearing a blue one and a yellow one on different hands, Beth. I know. I know he’s unique. I know he’s a free spirit. I know. No he IS sweet. I know he’s good to you. You don’t have to tell me.

He’s wearing a potted plant as a hat, Beth. I know. Yes, but are you SURE its a choice? Because it might have just fallen out of a window and landed there. He might be brain damaged. Beth… we all think your boyfriend has brain damage.

That sounded mean. I know. No. No, hon, its not just the shoes or the gloves or the plant hat. Its not. No.

Those are the only clothes he’s wearing, Beth, and he doesn’t seem to be a person at all. More like just a… red sphere. You’re dating a naked red ball who has likely suffered serious head trauma.

We think its time to stop meeting guys online, Beth.

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Retirees wave to the Newt Bus as it pulls away from their retirement community in Florida. The Newt Bus smiles back.

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